RANDAMNATION........BONG!!!!

BONG!!!!

If I were a month, I’d be DECEMBER.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be THURSDAY NITE.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 4:OOAM.

If I were a planet, I’d be PLUTO.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be aN OCTOPUS or STARFISH.
If I were a direction, I’d be WEST.

If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a HAMOCK.
If I were a liquid, I’d be  APPLE JUICE.

If I were a gemstone, I’d be a RUBY.

If I were a tree, I’d be an APPLE TREE.
If I were a tool, I’d be a DRUM KEY.
If I were a flower, I’d be a BLACK ORCHID.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a HURRICAIN.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be the DRUMS.
If I were a color, I’d be PURPLE/ BLACK.
If I were an emotion, I’d be HAPPY-GO-LUCKY.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a WATERMELON.
If I were a sound, I’d be BONG!!!!.
If I were an element, I’d be MERCURY.

If I were a car, I’d be a BLACK VINTAGE ROLLS ROYCE.
If I were a food, I’d be ACKEE & SALTFISH.
If I were a place, I’d be THE CAPITAL OF PLUTO.
If I were a material, I’d be HEMP.
If I were a taste, I’d be SWEET & SOUR.
If I were a scent, I’d be MY LADY.
If I were an object, I’d be a DRUM STICK.
If I were a body part, I’d be a  PAIR OF FEMALE LEGS.

If I were a facial expression, I’d be a SARCASTIC SMILE .
If I were a song, I’d be OUTKAST - HEY YA.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be a pair VINTAGE COMBAT BOOTS MESHED WITH SAILOR SHOES.

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